Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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