have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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