Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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