I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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