Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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