I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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