I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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