I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Randomize
