My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Everyone says I win the strip club
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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