Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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