So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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