It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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