How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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