You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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