it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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