Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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