I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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