guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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