no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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