Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Randomize
