But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I faked an abortion last night.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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