It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I love you. Go after that dick
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
