mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
he wants to bone in the snuggie
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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