the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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