so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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