Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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