i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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