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after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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