stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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