Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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