bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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