Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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