No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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