question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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