were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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