Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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