Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
