I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
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