For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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