moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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