I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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