i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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