I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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