I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Tell her she can't have a vagina
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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