Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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