Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
i think i just lost a toe
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