I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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