come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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