i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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