quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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