You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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