Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
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