I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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