I'm really into asian looking animals
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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